LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE - ENJOY THE FUN
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Why do we sometimes write 'etc' at the end in the exam?, bcoz it means...
E-End of
T-thinking
C-capacity.
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How to Create d Biggest Doubt in ur Wife's Mind 4 u?
Just Suddenly send her SMS Saying.. "I Luv u too" GAME OVER.!
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When do you knw ur in love?
Ans. When you start searching for the cheapest mobile plan.
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Wht is the Diff b/w Young Age & Old Age?
Simple.. In Young Age - Phone Is Full Of Darlings Numbers..
In Old Age - Its Full of Doctors Numbers..!-
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"Why is Facebook such a hit? - It works on the principle that - “People are more interested in others life than their own.”
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A Quest’n Asked In A Talent Test:- If You Are Married To 1 Of The Twin Sisters, How wud You Recognize Your WIFE?
The Best Answer - Why d Hell Should I recognise?
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We Pronounce 22 as TwentyTwo, 33 as Thirty Three, 44 as FortyFour, 55 as FiftyFive, Why not 11 as OnetyOne?
Doubt By last bench asociation...
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What is the diff. Between "GHAZAL" &"LECTURE"? Every word spoken by the girlfriend is "GHAZAL" and Every word spoken by wife is "LECTURE"
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Wats d diff btwn Pongal n idly? think.....think......think........
U’ll get a holiday for pongal but not for idly.
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What will be the girl's name born on 1st of APRIL? Guess Guess Guess Guess
"FOOLAN DEVI.
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Why does d bride & groom xchange garlands at d time of wedding.....
B'coz they say each affectionately that : "DARLING NOW U R DEAD".....
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What is the height of confusion? Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK in a Plate full of noodles.
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Wat is d Biggest Benefit of having a crush in d same college where u study ?
100% Attendence... :-
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QUES - Where can u see mangoes? On mango trees? NO. At fruit shop? WRONG
AGAIN....Fir kaha?
ANS - Jaha jaha women go, piche piche Man (goes).
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Teacher: What Is The Differnce HIMAMI & SUNAMI ?
Tintu: HIMAMI is Face Wash, SUNAMI is Total Wash.!
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Difference between Friend & Wife
U can Tell ur Friend "U r my Best Friend"
But
Do u have courage tell to ur Wife "U r my Best Wife?"
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Why do we sometimes write 'etc' at the end in the exam?, bcoz it means...
E-End of
T-thinking
C-capacity.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
How to Create d Biggest Doubt in ur Wife's Mind 4 u?
Just Suddenly send her SMS Saying.. "I Luv u too" GAME OVER.!
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
When do you knw ur in love?
Ans. When you start searching for the cheapest mobile plan.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Wht is the Diff b/w Young Age & Old Age?
Simple.. In Young Age - Phone Is Full Of Darlings Numbers..
In Old Age - Its Full of Doctors Numbers..!-
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"Why is Facebook such a hit? - It works on the principle that - “People are more interested in others life than their own.”
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
A Quest’n Asked In A Talent Test:- If You Are Married To 1 Of The Twin Sisters, How wud You Recognize Your WIFE?
The Best Answer - Why d Hell Should I recognise?
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
We Pronounce 22 as TwentyTwo, 33 as Thirty Three, 44 as FortyFour, 55 as FiftyFive, Why not 11 as OnetyOne?
Doubt By last bench asociation...
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
What is the diff. Between "GHAZAL" &"LECTURE"? Every word spoken by the girlfriend is "GHAZAL" and Every word spoken by wife is "LECTURE"
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Wats d diff btwn Pongal n idly? think.....think......think........
U’ll get a holiday for pongal but not for idly.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
What will be the girl's name born on 1st of APRIL? Guess Guess Guess Guess
"FOOLAN DEVI.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Why does d bride & groom xchange garlands at d time of wedding.....
B'coz they say each affectionately that : "DARLING NOW U R DEAD".....
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
What is the height of confusion? Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK in a Plate full of noodles.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Wat is d Biggest Benefit of having a crush in d same college where u study ?
100% Attendence... :-
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QUES - Where can u see mangoes? On mango trees? NO. At fruit shop? WRONG
AGAIN....Fir kaha?
ANS - Jaha jaha women go, piche piche Man (goes).
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Teacher: What Is The Differnce HIMAMI & SUNAMI ?
Tintu: HIMAMI is Face Wash, SUNAMI is Total Wash.!
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Difference between Friend & Wife
U can Tell ur Friend "U r my Best Friend"
But
Do u have courage tell to ur Wife "U r my Best Wife?"
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